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I wonder what horrific emotional trauma damaged the three people I saw going for a run at 8am this...

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:28:38 -0500

I wonder what horrific emotional trauma damaged the three people I saw going for a run at 8am this morning.

When you see that your adorable 2-year-old relative’s favorite present is one you got her,...

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:00:46 -0500

When you see that your adorable 2-year-old relative’s favorite present is one you got her, you’re supposed to think “I WIN, JERKS!” right?

Rejected title: 20 Ways To Use 2 Sticks, You Imbecile RT @HuffingtonPost 20 amazing uses for...

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 12:24:39 -0500

Rejected title: 20 Ways To Use 2 Sticks, You Imbecile RT @HuffingtonPost 20 amazing uses for disposable chopsticks http://t.co/382LPsgk

Watch this, @xoamelia: Christmas With the Lettermans from 1984. It’s amazing....

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 07:57:48 -0500

Watch this, @xoamelia: Christmas With the Lettermans from 1984. It’s amazing. http://t.co/BiIu9R2t

You forgot the (TM) symbol. RT @leonoraepstein Leo-approved.

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 02:57:43 -0500

You forgot the (TM) symbol. RT @leonoraepstein Leo-approved.

Listening, oddly, to “Huey Lewis & The News: Greatest Hits.” Some good stuff, but...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:28:21 -0500

Listening, oddly, to “Huey Lewis & The News: Greatest Hits.” Some good stuff, but still it’s about 12 songs too long.

Beach Boys hyping new album by re-recording Do It Again is like JD Salinger hyping new book by...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 09:37:06 -0500

Beach Boys hyping new album by re-recording Do It Again is like JD Salinger hyping new book by publishing old IRS form. http://t.co/TCdvVGxo

This will no doubt be turned into an outrage by certain GOPers. RT @NASA NASA has reaffirmed its...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:35:34 -0500

This will no doubt be turned into an outrage by certain GOPers. RT @NASA NASA has reaffirmed its commitment to science. http://t.co/SCt1JmaS

I don’t want to get all mawkish and sappy here, but I really wish Christopher Hitchens...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:48:06 -0500

I don’t want to get all mawkish and sappy here, but I really wish Christopher Hitchens wasn’t dead.

http://t.co/H0cpJzcw RT @xoamelia Let me emphasize: DUDES WITH CHINSTRAPS NEED NOT APPLY....

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 05:33:05 -0500

http://t.co/H0cpJzcw RT @xoamelia Let me emphasize: DUDES WITH CHINSTRAPS NEED NOT APPLY. #onlinedating

So “my lord and savior Jesus Christ” is Tebow’s nickname for Matt Prater. Right?...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 07:51:40 -0500

So “my lord and savior Jesus Christ” is Tebow’s nickname for Matt Prater. Right? #TebowTime

Didn’t think it was possible, but I experienced inedible chicken-fried steak today courtesy of...

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 01:36:16 -0500

Didn’t think it was possible, but I experienced inedible chicken-fried steak today courtesy of Carrow’s. (cc: @SteveKandell)

And coming up tomorrow: Tacky couches that are comfortable. | RT @HuffingtonPost Ugly foods that...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:51:04 -0500

And coming up tomorrow: Tacky couches that are comfortable. | RT @HuffingtonPost Ugly foods that taste good: http://t.co/HqbPhG6K

Just used actual tools to fix the closing mechanism on my rattling kitchen windows. Nice try, Santa...

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:22:09 -0500

Just used actual tools to fix the closing mechanism on my rattling kitchen windows. Nice try, Santa Ana winds—but I’m too butch for you.

And here I thought I’d never want to go to church again. http://t.co/fL8a2lOT

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:52:09 -0500

And here I thought I’d never want to go to church again. http://t.co/fL8a2lOT

RT @fivethirtyeight: Short memo to Christie, Palin, Daniels, Ryan, Thune, Huckabee, Barbour,...

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:54:27 -0500

RT @fivethirtyeight: Short memo to Christie, Palin, Daniels, Ryan, Thune, Huckabee, Barbour, Pawlenty, Jindal, Rubio and DeMint: oops.

Watching Timecop 7 years after the future that Van Damme time-traveled to from 1994 is weird because...

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:26:52 -0500

Watching Timecop 7 years after the future that Van Damme time-traveled to from 1994 is weird because why the fuck am I watching Timecop?

The theme to Time Bandits may very well be George Harrison’s crowning achievement.

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:26:35 -0500

The theme to Time Bandits may very well be George Harrison’s crowning achievement.

Not khakis. Pew jeans. RT @leonoraepstein Does the pope ever wear normal clothing? Khakis on his day...

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 10:35:45 -0500

Not khakis. Pew jeans. RT @leonoraepstein Does the pope ever wear normal clothing? Khakis on his day off?

I read this perfect @TheAVClub classic-rock manifesto while listening to Houses of the Holy, and so...

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 05:27:25 -0500

I read this perfect @TheAVClub classic-rock manifesto while listening to Houses of the Holy, and so should you. http://t.co/ibnkja4x