Finally, a piece of contemporary art that speaks to me: http://t.co/OoEJykp
::grimly awaits Dead Parrot geek mimicry:: | RT @ebertchicago The 5 funniest Monty Python sketches, sez the Telegraph: http://t.co/mUkHPaL
Coworker: What’s going on with your face? Me: ::abandons half-hearted beard experiment::
Today was WAY shorter than yesterday. Is “solstice” Latin for “depressing”?
At Sloan show at Bootleg Theater. Lots of awkward dudes in their 30s here. #iamoneofthem
Happy to see this now. Glad I didn’t see it when I was 5.
Turns out that pound for pound, L.A. buses have way more mental illness than NYC subways.
10 celeb name drops (11 counting @HelenWalters) in your 1st 10 tweets, @alisonprato. So fuckin’ predictable.
Airport security gets a bad rap. The actual worst thing about flying is having a “funny” flight attendant on the mic.
“Rapture? I barely knew her!” #rapturepickuplines wait I mean #rapturepunchlines