Ky Henderson Saw Or Put This On The Internet: Archive

I wonder what horrific emotional trauma damaged the three people I saw going for a run at 8am this morning.

Jan 3rd

When you see that your adorable 2-year-old relative’s favorite present is one you got her, you’re supposed to think “I WIN, JERKS!” right?

Dec 26th

Rejected title: 20 Ways To Use 2 Sticks, You Imbecile RT @HuffingtonPost 20 amazing uses for disposable chopsticks http://t.co/382LPsgk

Dec 25th

Watch this, @xoamelia: Christmas With the Lettermans from 1984. It’s amazing. http://t.co/BiIu9R2t

Dec 24th

You forgot the (TM) symbol. RT @leonoraepstein Leo-approved.

Dec 23rd

Listening, oddly, to “Huey Lewis & The News: Greatest Hits.” Some good stuff, but still it’s about 12 songs too long.

Dec 21st

Beach Boys hyping new album by re-recording Do It Again is like JD Salinger hyping new book by publishing old IRS form. http://t.co/TCdvVGxo

Dec 18th

This will no doubt be turned into an outrage by certain GOPers. RT @NASA NASA has reaffirmed its commitment to science. http://t.co/SCt1JmaS

Dec 17th

I don’t want to get all mawkish and sappy here, but I really wish Christopher Hitchens wasn’t dead.

Dec 16th

http://t.co/H0cpJzcw RT @xoamelia Let me emphasize: DUDES WITH CHINSTRAPS NEED NOT APPLY. #onlinedating

Dec 13th

So “my lord and savior Jesus Christ” is Tebow’s nickname for Matt Prater. Right? #TebowTime

Dec 12th

Didn’t think it was possible, but I experienced inedible chicken-fried steak today courtesy of Carrow’s. (cc: @SteveKandell)

Dec 10th

And coming up tomorrow: Tacky couches that are comfortable. | RT @HuffingtonPost Ugly foods that taste good: http://t.co/HqbPhG6K

Dec 9th

Just used actual tools to fix the closing mechanism on my rattling kitchen windows. Nice try, Santa Ana winds—but I’m too butch for you.

Dec 4th

And here I thought I’d never want to go to church again. http://t.co/fL8a2lOT

Dec 3rd

RT @fivethirtyeight: Short memo to Christie, Palin, Daniels, Ryan, Thune, Huckabee, Barbour, Pawlenty, Jindal, Rubio and DeMint: oops.

Dec 2nd

Watching Timecop 7 years after the future that Van Damme time-traveled to from 1994 is weird because why the fuck am I watching Timecop?

Dec 1st

The theme to Time Bandits may very well be George Harrison’s crowning achievement.

Nov 30th

Not khakis. Pew jeans. RT @leonoraepstein Does the pope ever wear normal clothing? Khakis on his day off?

Nov 26th

I read this perfect @TheAVClub classic-rock manifesto while listening to Houses of the Holy, and so should you. http://t.co/ibnkja4x

Nov 18th

Shockingly productive day listening to nothing but The Misfits. Also somewhat shocking? How many hours of Misfits music I apparently own.

Nov 15th

Boy, 11:11 was a huge letdown today.

Nov 13th

“Say goodbye to real life.” Exactly what I did/didn’t want to read in a review of #Skyrim. http://t.co/OBtziNjd

Nov 11th

.@JohnDeVore It’s Bil Keane, not Bill Keane. And don’t try to say “Not Me” wrote your tweet — I won’t fall for that twice.

Nov 10th

“Tampons.” RT @mattufford Who wants to party with me? I’m gonna soak tampons in vodka and then stick ‘em up my butt. http://t.co/IvFuTzvB

Nov 10th

Spent day at beach in San Diego. Every third person I rode/kayaked past was pasty-white and wearing green & gold, Awesome! #Packers

Nov 6th

RT @pattonoswalt: “What’s so incredible about throwing cars?” “WHAT SO AMAZING ‘BOUT STICK TO WALL?!?” — Spidey & Hulk, drunk

Nov 5th

I never would have dreamed Cory Smoot (RIP) would be trending. Flattus Maximus, sure, but not Cory.

Nov 4th

Judging by the new trailer, the #21JumpStreet movie is more “hijinks at high school keggers” and less “Johnny Depp getting raped in prison.”

Nov 4th

Actual hed from 1859 @TheAtlantic: “Ought Women to Learn the Alphabet?” (They progressively said yes.)

Oct 29th

RT @GerdOzone: Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless on the same show and we got all of these asteroids in space just flying around being us …

Oct 21st

Cool—but “vintage” Stones? It’s from 1994! | RT @Thrillist #Win yourself a vintage #RollingStones #Halloween poster. http://t.co/GiEirB72

Oct 19th

I’ll miss @Haudricourt’s tweets during the offseason. Was my favorite way to keep up with the #Brewers from afar.

Oct 17th

“FREEDOM! … Why mah toof hurts?” Florida (surprise!) Tea Partiers liken fluoride in drinking water to Nazism, ban it. http://t.co/36mCnSYp

Oct 16th

Including, I just realized, theT-shirt I’m wearing. ::sigh::

Oct 15th

Jim Edmonds looks like he’s wearing a wig made of a bird of prey. #Brewers

Oct 14th

Oh hey @jessicacoen, you’re my “Godfather” according to this sorta disconcerting site! http://t.co/9DoNSEew

Oct 14th

RT @ClaraJeffery: OMG THIS #ows RT @RyanLizza RT @amaeryllis: AMAZING: Caption-writer goes rogue. Click thru before they’re taken down: …

Oct 13th

Me hate Halloween even more? Impossi— RT @Wonkette Wingnuts Plotting To Overthrow Devil Halloween Ritual With JesusWeen http://t.co/Lg6UD6kX

Oct 11th

Counsell hits an upper-deck dinger. You heard it here first. #Brewers

Oct 9th

#FuckYeah is the new #BeastMode.

Oct 9th

Red Sox (2004), Dbacks (2001), and Cards (1982) haunt me. If #Brewers beat Cards, that’s 3 exorcisms in 1 season. Sox beat selves but still.

Oct 8th

Another least favorite thing: A Rod’s “I just failed” face.

Oct 8th

My glorious, self-flagellatory dream of a #Yankees / #Brewers World Series will have to wait yet another year.

Oct 7th

RT @AlecBaldwin: “@UKnowUWant_It: @AlecBaldwin Cheney has a strange recurring dream 3 X a week.. what is he doing in the dream..” Michel …

Oct 6th

Good edit? ::beast mode:: Successful fax? ::beast mode:: Cleanly filled water bottle despite awkwardly positioned spigot? ::beast mode::

Oct 3rd

RT @stanhoraczek: Happy “B+H is closed for some reason” day to all of my Jewish friends.

Sep 30th

Prediction: Not a lot of people around the office will understand why I want to cut out at 4 to go watch an Orioles game.

Sep 29th

Are there those? | RT @JonDStern @kyhenderson I do. (Unless you’re an Os fan.)

Sep 29th

“The Dorito is the intersection of taste and shame.” http://t.co/JatQlMLM

Sep 28th