I wonder what horrific emotional trauma damaged the three people I saw going for a run at 8am this morning.
I wonder what horrific emotional trauma damaged the three people I saw going for a run at 8am this morning.
When you see that your adorable 2-year-old relative’s favorite present is one you got her, you’re supposed to think “I WIN, JERKS!” right?
Rejected title: 20 Ways To Use 2 Sticks, You Imbecile RT @HuffingtonPost 20 amazing uses for disposable chopsticks http://t.co/382LPsgk
Watch this, @xoamelia: Christmas With the Lettermans from 1984. It’s amazing. http://t.co/BiIu9R2t
You forgot the (TM) symbol. RT @leonoraepstein Leo-approved.
Listening, oddly, to “Huey Lewis & The News: Greatest Hits.” Some good stuff, but still it’s about 12 songs too long.
Beach Boys hyping new album by re-recording Do It Again is like JD Salinger hyping new book by publishing old IRS form. http://t.co/TCdvVGxo
This will no doubt be turned into an outrage by certain GOPers. RT @NASA NASA has reaffirmed its commitment to science. http://t.co/SCt1JmaS
I don’t want to get all mawkish and sappy here, but I really wish Christopher Hitchens wasn’t dead.
http://t.co/H0cpJzcw RT @xoamelia Let me emphasize: DUDES WITH CHINSTRAPS NEED NOT APPLY. #onlinedating
